technobismol

Your so high that you get the craziest munchies and eat so much chipper u cannot stop shitting

bro tommy i think a technobismol is coming
*shits pants*

by chillerthanyou42 May 14, 2024

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technoboomer

Anyone who fondly remembers the early days of the internet and rejects newer tech trends like smartphones, tablets, or short form video. A technoboomer isn't necessarily actually old, but they act like a boomer in any conversation about any tech trends that started in the past 15-20 years. They're often found talking about the "good old days" browsing niche forums or newgrounds.

If your favorite operating system is Windows XP you're probably a technoboomer.

by meltingshoe May 27, 2024

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TechnoToy

Advertised as high performance, precision, reliable car parts but instead you have to make it fit your car.

Damn! I just picked up an R32 GTR! What parts should I get?

Whatever you do, just don’t TechnoToy it!

by Liquid_Actor May 29, 2024

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technofeeb

Technologically enfeebled. The inability to perform even the simplest technological tasks.

Our new intern must be a technofeeb. He can't even figure out how to reset his password.

by Grammarianist May 29, 2024

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Techno-Terrorism

The use of various cyber related techniques to trigger, threaten, silence, intimidate, and destroy others. Where before terrorism was largely confined to direct physical acts, it has now expanded to include techno-terror and abuses of online power as attack methodologies. Techniques include but are not limited to: denial-of-service website/device attacks; hacking/manipulation of phones, computers, and wi-fi; use of spam bots to flood email accounts; penetration/activation of house alarms; fake texts, emails and social media comments with provoking content; malevolently intended social media shadow-bans, advertising blocks, account warnings, post/comment removals; a myriad of online PSYOPS designed to bewilder and terrorize targets. Although initiated from behind the scenes, acts of techno-terrorism are no less dangerous and no less criminal than traditional terrorism. This now common form of modern warfare puts all of us at great risk.

Techno-terrorism is the most common attack method in the modern world.

by Enrealment June 19, 2024

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Technolojoy

A feeling of happiness, pleasure, or joy that comes from using technology to solve a problem, improve productivity, or overall make things better.

This new app on my phone is technolojoy. The IT problem being solved brought me technolojoy. Using AI to streamline our business processes delivers technolojoy.

by TLC Solutions November 26, 2024

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