touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

Gupta Touch

Someone who has the cheese touch, smelly rotten poisonous touch, someone who curses people by touching especially on sports bets.

Yameen Gupta Touched the pelicans allowing OKC to win in blowout fashion

by Micdictionary April 26, 2024

Pickle tip touching

When two men(Devonte & airen) touch their tips

I love pickle tip touching

by starle May 3, 2024

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

Aalap Touch

Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.

Ugh bro, my team just got the Aalap touch.

by KingShahhh May 23, 2024

two man touch

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch

“I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”

by *insert pseudonym* May 26, 2024