Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

Touching the Winky

Something you do 24/7

"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"

by StarSoupMan December 10, 2023

Touch

The act of touching someone specifically in the face to make them uncomftorable. Must get extremely close to their face.

"Yoooo did u see that girl poke that baby while saying "touch"

by Area516 May 7, 2019

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023