Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Chode Joe

Chode Joe is a chode penis that belongs to a guy named Jaevin

Damn Jaevin yo Chode Joe is hella fine

by Hiiiiiiieoieoieo February 24, 2020

chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"

Hey look I'm choding

by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019