Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”

Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode

by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025

chode

Gypsy slang to to steal, or get it heavily discounted

Bray we went to Walmart and the vacuum was so expensive so we decided to chode it

by PrekazaCrew July 15, 2023

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.

"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."

by Altman be praised August 26, 2014

Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"

Hey look I'm choding

by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

Chode

stubby weiner

austin: sorry it fell out, god blessed me with a stubby chode
Maria: 😭

by anonymous April 28, 2021