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woke up stupid

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.
Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

<Note: This example is for demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>
by rawkr July 29, 2010
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Stupid dumb nigger

“ Yo that kid is really using Spotify 💀... stupid dumb nigger”
by Bobby the murdara January 16, 2021
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Ginger Bitch Stupid

A Red haired, Pale-ish to very light skined, freckled person(A Ginger) who is not very nicee or is a Bitch and has stupid friends
Jennifer: Monica is such a Ginger Bitch Stupid.
Nicole: I know right. Her hair is hella red not to mention those freckles all over her face, and her practically paper white skin
Jennifer: Yeah Dude, she is such a Bitch too.
Nicole: A HUGE Bitch and her friends are so stupid !!
Jennifer: That is so True.
Nicloe: Its Official Monica is a Ginger Bitch Stupid
by Thee Ginger Kidd. June 16, 2010
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stupid faggot mouse

Stupid faggot mouse who needs to fucking die and and a lie and to stop the lie that he can fly because we all know he can’t fly because he’s a stupid stupid faggot mouse
Billy:look at that stupid faggot mouse
Lily:he smells like old pussy and onions
Billy:hey !thats what I was Gonna say!
Lily:you look like that stupid faggot mouse
by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019
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Neo-liberal Stupidity

Malignant, parasitic-like condition that should prevent people from having jobs in academia or in us government.
Psychoanalyst Donald Moss just called whiteness, whatever that is, " a malignant condition". I beg to differ. I want him to lose his white privilege; he suffers from neo-liberal stupidity.
by Sexydimma June 10, 2021
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stupid titty which

someone with superiorly small tits
WOW, that bitch carly is a stupid titty which. if only she some boobs to go with that ass
by chuckijeeeezonme January 21, 2011
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stupid fucking twat

Someone who is a total douche this is a whole new level of doucery 👌🏻
by Kool aid man March 12, 2017
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