trampoline sniffer

When you run out of things to call Frances and having poked fun at her glasses and invent this nickname in a tweet.

Except no-one called you specky four eyes did they, you trampoline sniffer

by Steveeypips August 11, 2019

Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.

Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.

by 3BG October 4, 2019

Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

Poop sniff

An insult for someone who is acting stupid or weird, or a name for someone that has wickedly smelling farts or poop

Yo dude, ryan just left a massive turd in the toilet, he’s such a poop sniff

by Poopsniff300 November 18, 2019

nickel-sniffer

a greedy jew

pick up your dollar before some nickel-sniffer grabs it.

by Unlce Cletus November 6, 2019

Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.

n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020