Sharkfreak

shark-freak (n): someone who has sexual intercourse with a menstruating female

Ryan did not care that the girl was on her period... he is a sharkfreak!

by Mr. Anderson July 1, 2014

shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie

I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.

by Large Marge August 20, 2015

Shark magnet

Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.

Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.

by Annabond September 19, 2015

Sharkboy

Ryan Famiglietti

Ryan: fast like a shark
person one: what the fuck
person two: ignore him that's just sharkboy

by itsyaboiiii October 19, 2015

Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.

"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"

by Audrew March 6, 2016

sarkis sack

A 10$ bag of marijana that is skimped

I got a sarkis sack yesterday, it was as big as my left testicle

by Shaggy_d April 28, 2016

Sharkbear

The most majestic butiful terifying animal alive

Kid: Dad look it's a sharkbear it's coming this way

Dad: we're going to die

by Sorta ginger sharkbear August 10, 2016