woke up stupid

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.
Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

<Note: This example is for demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>
by rawkr July 29, 2010
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stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them
bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit
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Stupid dumb nigger

Yo that kid is really using Spotify 💀... stupid dumb nigger
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Ginger Bitch Stupid

A Red haired, Pale-ish to very light skined, freckled person(A Ginger) who is not very nicee or is a Bitch and has stupid friends
Jennifer: Monica is such a Ginger Bitch Stupid.
Nicole: I know right. Her hair is hella red not to mention those freckles all over her face, and her practically paper white skin
Jennifer: Yeah Dude, she is such a Bitch too.
Nicole: A HUGE Bitch and her friends are so stupid !!
Jennifer: That is so True.
Nicloe: Its Official Monica is a Ginger Bitch Stupid
by Thee Ginger Kidd. June 14, 2010
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stupid faggot mouse

Stupid faggot mouse who needs to fucking die and and a lie and to stop the lie that he can fly because we all know he can’t fly because he’s a stupid stupid faggot mouse
Billy:look at that stupid faggot mouse
Lily:he smells like old pussy and onions
Billy:hey !thats what I was Gonna say!
Lily:you look like that stupid faggot mouse
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Neo-liberal Stupidity

Malignant, parasitic-like condition that should prevent people from having jobs in academia or in us government.
Psychoanalyst Donald Moss just called whiteness, whatever that is, " a malignant condition". I beg to differ. I want him to lose his white privilege; he suffers from neo-liberal stupidity.
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Big Stupid Idiot

People who think selling your panties online makes you a whore, slut, or otherwise promiscuous. Also see Dummy No-Fun Stick in the mud
"She sells her used panties online, what a whore"
"Nah you're just a Big Stupid Idiot"
by Pantyseller39 September 28, 2018
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