Friend Shopping

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.

I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"

by Whad up SC November 15, 2010

Windows shopping

Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.

Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.

by SummonDinosaur July 14, 2011

connecticut shoppingcart

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.

"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014

Amazon Shopper

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

by Mr.V May 15, 2020

WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

shopaholic

someone who looks at urban outfitters too much

Wow, sophie is such a shopaholic

by some crazy guy July 25, 2008

shopping

checking out and hooking up with very fine hot ass mexican guyz.

let's go "shopping"

by Coerliala May 31, 2004