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prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.
Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.
by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020
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Flinging Poop

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"
by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009
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poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.
Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!
by beatles13 May 26, 2012
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jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
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boom poop

Bryce had a productive boom poop. He successfully cleared level 3 of Mr. T while dropping a legendary ghost.
by Jake-from-state-farm February 26, 2017
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poop jar

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.
Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?
by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019
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Poop Trickle

A light trickle of poop that drips from your sphincter after a warm gust of flatulence.
I was holding in a fart all day, and eventually it poop trickled into my underpants.
by Waxy Lincoln December 31, 2011
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