Piper

Turd. A piping hot shit.

Claude left a Piper in the kitchen, what a disgrace.

by Jack 2927a June 11, 2022

ruff pipe rider

To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.

1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".

by Robin the great January 14, 2006

YANG PIPE

anus, butthole, ass, behind, cornhole

"Crystal can shove those work orders up her Yang Pipe for all I care."

by Frankie Doodle Dandy May 25, 2006

Chowder Pipe

(n) male genitalia usually referring to the penis.

That bitch totally tapped my chowder pipe last night.

by Pistol Nick November 14, 2007

Austrian Pipeline

This is a scat-related sex fetish act.

It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances)

The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts

guy: hey baby, wanna get austrian pipelined?
girl: Yeah, but be quick!

Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!

by Dr SexEd February 26, 2011

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016

lady pipe

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

by AshGash February 21, 2017