Slam Pig

A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.

GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck

by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020

Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009

pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!

Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.

by Fizzizz January 12, 2017

Cuck pig

One who dabbles heavily in the art of cuckolding their partner to third parties, however, a cuck pig will snort, scoff, and squeal with complete and utter delight amongst the activities taking place, not leaving any amount of bodily fluids un raveged, slurpping and sucking the shit, piss and cum off of every surface while experiencing sheer delight watching as their partner gets dominated by the alpha subject whose sexual capabilities far surpass his own.

Your sissy boyfriend is a joke, i bet hed love to slurp your piss and suck up my shitty cum as i pull out of your tight asshole. You definitely deserve better than that Cuck pig

by The Cuck Pig May 1, 2020

[Pig Rapist]

one who thoroughly enjoys sexual activity with pigs

Charlie: Dude, what is that guy doing to that pig?

Shanaynay: Looks like he's fuckin it boyee

Charlie: Wow, whata pig rapist!

Shanaynay: Shut up foo!

by jojmuffin12 August 1, 2008