Penny Pounder

In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.

Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"

by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010

Party Pound

A fisted greeting between an individual and the party bottle, usually prior to a round of shots.

You know the whole round went down because of the Party Pound.

by Flyritty June 11, 2011

Ten Pound Brown

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.

"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."

by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

Gap Pounder

1.Name of a popular mens softball team in Kansas from 2000-2004.

2. When a ball get hit between the outfielders.

3. Someone who "hits the pussy hard". A Gut beater, vagina slayer, Pussy crusher, Gap pounder.

Ron: "Alright, Jimmy i want you to pound that gap right there."(points to the outfield)

Jimmy: "You mean boning that haggard Indian woman in the stands, or hitting a double?"

Ron: "Well that too, but first lets see that double."

Coach: "Man, that Jimmy is a true Gap Pounder."

by Mavie B August 9, 2012

Party Pounding

When you pound the shit out of some bitch at a kick ass party

yo man ima be party pounding this bitch

by BigAssJohnson October 21, 2012

Wreck Pound

When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.

Damn, that chick looks like she got Wreck Pounded last night!!!

by aa01 November 13, 2012