A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015
The term "jumping on rainbow" is clearly defined as taking explicit drugs that have stimulant and halucinogen effects on your body while finding a mothering fucking pot of gold.
by Qwerty10101010101 June 25, 2017
cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
by makutassead November 08, 2009
when you're at the point where you'd do anything for someone. loving someone to the extreme that you'd jump with them or for them. it's a metaphor, like jumping to someones defense
they ask you to jump. you ask how high.
"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.
"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.
by fox87889 February 22, 2019
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
I get up and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real
Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real
Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin
So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Jump
Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Get it in, jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin
So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Jump
Might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Get it in, jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
Jump
by Death Menace July 09, 2023
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