Soosa Noodles

An incredibly smelly soop that is so toxic if you are near it your eyebrows will fry off.

Hey did you watch Soosa Noodles stream? yeah but my eyebrows got fried off :(

by Bee Bun May 23, 2024

Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

noodle duck

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.

"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"

by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024

noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop August 28, 2016