Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.

“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”

by garmfield June 15, 2022

Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros

I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?

by PoopDick666 June 11, 2011

Bro-cig

When two bros go alone to smoke a cigarette and bro out.

Brandon and Chris went outside to have a bro-cig to get away from all the tacos at the party.

by bcz April 24, 2014

Bro hoe

Bro hoe
/brō - hō/
noun , improper

1. Your friend, but also your hoe.

2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.

Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.

by Artificialboy™ July 29, 2018

Bro-Vault

Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.

Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.

Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault

by GreenMartian November 5, 2011

Cover Bro

That one bro who always pays for the other bro's food/beverages

Hey man, Alex is definitely our cover bro! He payed for my beer and everything, what a cool bro!

by Kris Krsitofferson April 18, 2011