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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden
Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
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chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard
by swollen richard January 22, 2014
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Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 9, 2023
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Bear Beard

Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.
Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!
by Desuado September 30, 2020
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Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
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Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
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