Kurumi._.simp

A sexy motherfucker who posts the best stuff on TikTok

Yeah that’s kurumi._.simp the guy who’s sexy and funny

by Xenostrash May 2, 2021

Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid

Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020

Simp-athy

The feeling of sadness and disappointment a redpill man has as he helplessly watches a bluepill man get cucked.

I was working at the bar last night and served a guy who bought a ton of drinks for a girl just for her to leave with a different guy. I felt a lot of Simp-athy for him.

by Redpill Pastor May 12, 2019

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

Simp Money

Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.

(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)

Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!

Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!

by Zombomb July 1, 2020

Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.

Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022