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my germs

A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
by supermuthafuckinvillain November 22, 2011
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“That’s my ass”

A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”
“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.
by Garrett Wick August 25, 2018
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my fries

Phrase Telling someone that an action was your fault.
"Sorry I did not get the report done, that was my fries yo"
by eat_me_rat_face July 27, 2007
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My anus

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!
by JOKER10xd September 4, 2017
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My dude

Informal
The white boy equivalent of "My nigga!"

Usually used in place of a name or title.
Infrequently used to represent a boyfriend or male companion, otherwise referred to as my mans.
Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.
Bruh #1: "What is up my dudes?"
Bruh #2: "Yo, lil homie, how you doin'"
Bruh #3: "What up, bruh"
by a dude, probably August 3, 2019
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My opinion is...

Widely known as the biggest atomic bomb of the universe as we know it. Read more for a brief description
My opinion is...

The Soviet RDS-220 hydrogen bomb (code name Ivan3 or Vanya), also known as Opinion, Pronoun: /əˈpinyən/, lit. 'Opinion bomb'), was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created and tested. Tested on 30 October 1961 as an experimental verification of calculation principles and multi-stage thermonuclear weapon designs, it also remains the most powerful human-made explosive ever detonated.

All buildings in the village of Severny (both wooden and brick), located 55 km (34 mi) from ground zero within the Sukhoy Nos test range, were destroyed. In districts hundreds of kilometres from ground zero, wooden houses were destroyed, stone ones lost their roofs, windows, and doors, and radio communications were interrupted for almost one hour. One participant in the test saw a bright flash through dark goggles and felt the effects of a thermal pulse even at a distance of 270 km (170 mi). The heat from the explosion could have caused third-degree burns 100 km (62 mi) away from ground zero. A shock wave was observed in the air at Dikson settlement 700 km (430 mi) away; windowpanes were partially broken for distances

On March 21st, 2006, Jack Dorsey, Evan Williams, Noah Glass, and Biz Stone upgraded the Opinion Bomb, this bomb was known as 06.TWOBA , Twitter Opinion Bomba 2006, Twitpinionomba, or most known as Twitter. This bomb was actually 3 TIMES the size of Opinion Bomb, with a whopping 150 megatons of TNT.

The visual representation of Twitter is seen below.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 8, 2020
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My purple

The person you need to hold as close as possible, but not suffocate. Closer, but at a safe distance. You never know what they think, but you are sure of their actions. They don’t show what they want, but you know what they need and you are there to give it to them. Don't let them go, because they won't get tired of you and you'll just think about them.
X: I met someone..
Y: Oh, really?
X: She is beautifully destroyed, but she will no longer need to fear her fears now that I am there for her. She’s my purple now..
Y: When did you meet her?
X: About one year ago, and I’m fine with that
by splendid.baby February 22, 2021
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