A complex chill character that loves puns and is in a series coming soon called "Soul Alley". This character has 3 forms, but prefer's using one. They can travel through universes (games, books, shows, ect.) from the main timeline. Favourite universe so far is Undertale. They always wear an eye patch to cover their "special" eye. they are gender-less and loves to troll people by making it seem like their one or the other. They also just likes pranking in general, but if you mess with anyone they care about they will mess you up. They are mostly the gang's bus because they can travel anywhere they already been to. Umasio's nickname is Uma and their human name is Lydia. Is easy to get along with but is REALLY creepy when they want to. They also have a weird thing where sometimes they just drink ketchup. No one has seen them fight because they usually dodge and try to calm the the person attacking down. But when they do, no one is left to say they did.
Crim: Hey Uma can you take us back home?
Umasio Moon: But it's literally down the street.
Hanna: Pleeeeeaaase??
Umasio Moon: Urgh fiiiine. But you are walking yourselves home next time!
Umasio Moon: But it's literally down the street.
Hanna: Pleeeeeaaase??
Umasio Moon: Urgh fiiiine. But you are walking yourselves home next time!
by Umasio Moon September 29, 2019
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by Zariah101 November 22, 2023
The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
by Movis123 October 18, 2013
A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.
Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025
When you have anal sex after injecting heroin Into your penis veins and tonight well be doing it on the moon
by GirthQuakeMan December 24, 2018
by 459395 April 07, 2022