Muffin Monster

A female vocalist exhibiting characteristics of Cookie Monster vocals.

Dude, did you see the chick lead singer in that metal band last night, she was a total muffin monster, I couldn't understand shit she was sayin!

by L-B0 September 14, 2010

Panty Monster

A pussy fiend.

I am a panty monster, whore; that means a pussy fiend!

by Manbazooka May 1, 2010

The Monster of Florence

A serial killer in Italy who went around cutting girl's vaginas out. Usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having sex with their boyfriends. The killer was never caught, and still roams Italy to this day.

The author Douglas Preston wrote a book on the subject, entitled 'The Monster of Florence', which is being made in to a movie starring George Clooney

Holy fuck, I never want to run in to the Monster of Florence, he'd cut my vagina out!

by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

Juice Monster

An organization in disguise stealing juice.

The Juice Monsters will steal your juice.

by Nao Tomori Fan February 12, 2019

Raunry Monster

The vastly growing pile of dirty clothing that accumulates in your closet or other laundary accumulating places . and persists to grow until you finally go to the store an purchase the expensive ass "high effiency" deteargent and spend 2 full days of fighting the monster back into your dresser drawers.

dang dude did you see the raunry monster in the closet?

by jamoo mapoo November 10, 2011

Monster Goose

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.

Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's

by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011

Gick Monster

Crack smoker.

"Dude that chick is hot!"
"Word on the street is, she's a gick monster"
"No. Way."

by Ashblash October 28, 2009