May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

May 17th

May 17th is national give your cat a cuddle day. If you don’t have a cat go hug your friends cat. If you don’t hug a cat then it’s your loss

Person number 1: what day is it?
Person 2: may 17th 🙄
Person number 1: oh shiet I need to go hug the cat

by Lou is hazzas babie🤤 November 11, 2019

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 6, 2022

mai lou

a very air headed girl who doesnt get the idea of sarcasm and unintentionally makes a fool of herself on a regular basis

"Yeah, Emily's here. She's just invisible."
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"

by peace.love.twilight. July 4, 2009

may 26th

national baddie day for alayna and roxzee NO ONE ELSE !!!

omg it’s may 26th, that means it’s national baddie day for rox and alayna.

by lolwearebaddies February 25, 2021

May 10th

National send nudes to your best friend day.

Alex: Hey Amanda, it’s May 10th, can I get a soapy tit pic?

by Anizzyya April 9, 2021

May 5th

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

by Simpin forem May 3, 2022