Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.

Omg he’s such a JORDAN

by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex

"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"

by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021

Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!

“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”

by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and has moodswings 24/7 likes bass is very sexy and a lot of niggas are scared of him

You can never be like jordan my nigga

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019

Jordan

She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.

"Help Jordan out they need a hug."

by oklovechild October 25, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022