Jacob

asshole and a know it all

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION

by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019

Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.

jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.

by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...

person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

Jacob

A nice guy with a 9 inch dick

Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro

by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021

jacob

loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.

oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal

by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018