Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024

a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off

Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home

by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017

ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.

"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021

queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.

"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."

by Mansewer March 30, 2007

ear bang

an act of intercourse where the male flips the female on her side and proceeds to stick his penis inside her ear

officer I told him plz stop and no I don't want it but he ignored me and preceded to ear bang me

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024