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Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
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Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018
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Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022
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Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.
Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".
by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016
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Dutch Auto-Trap

The act of a passenger letting rip with a toxic fart in a motorised vehicle which the other passengers or driver are unable to escape due to the vehicle being in motion.
Due to Gordons quick thinking of cranking up the car air conditioning he managed to avoid the worst of the dutch auto-trap that Claire had created.
by stuartduncan December 26, 2012
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new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.
by MystycalMage October 1, 2007
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The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed
Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11
by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021
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