canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

by egokills February 17, 2010

canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act

The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history

by lovableditz February 19, 2010

Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.

I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.

by milehighb December 31, 2014

clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016

clearing our history

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!

Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"

by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017