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Gardose

Gar'dose, Or Gardose for short quick conversations, It the Colloquial Form for Gargantuan And Dose.

It can be used to describe someone taking Way way too much of a certain substance or experience.

It Is Mostly Used to exaggerate something, with emphasis.
Person 1: Have you seen, Rafael, anywhere?

Person 2: No Because He's taking a *GARDOSE!* of Sleep.

Person 1: Ah Okay.

Or

Person 1: Im Starving, I'm gonna eat a *GARDOSE* Of Food

Person 2: Same, Im Famished
by Le Cobskian February 9, 2025
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Gerardo

Gerardo (noun):A rare gem of a person, known for being the kindest and most thoughtful human being ever. Gerardos are the most considerate sweethearts ever. Exceptionally intelligent,Gerardo excels in multiple fields including IT,engineering,math,chemistry,physics,English,mechanics and even German.His dedication to learning the German language is unmatched,as he never misses a Duolingo or bsssu
lesson, making every German around him so very proud.With a great sense of humor, he can get you grinning at your phone like an absolute idiot with his silly stickers. Conversations with Gerardo are never boring as he is both talkative and generous, finding joy in making others happy and asking you the most interesting questions! Not only is he beautiful on the inside, but he is also strikingly handsome! Boasting a Colgate smile, the prettiest green eyes and oddly sparkly pale skin (I know your secret you spider monkey). Gerardo also has a major passion for cinematic media,and there’s no single more comfortable and cozy moment than to watch the Twilight or Harry Potter saga late at night with him . Gerardo is also known for having an exceptional music taste, ranging across a lot of genres. Count yourself lucky if you’re getting insider tips on the mexican bangers! And despite all of his major talents and great characteristics, Gerardos are surprisingly humble. If you know a Gerardo, consider yourself lucky; they enrich your life in countless ways and have so much love and joy to give!
”Damn is that Gerardo over there?”
”Yeah! Once you get to know him, you have no choice but to make him your favourite person!“
by otterlover14 February 14, 2025
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Gerard Way

A really cool dude whose content I enjoy. Politely, people who hate on him can FUCK OFF <3 because he's honestly awesome and never did anything to you anyway.
Person A: "Is that Gerard Way?"

Person B: "Nah mate, that's Geesus."
by kartermustdie February 20, 2025
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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Gardner Hairspray

putting human feces in your hair to alter the color of it.
Benjamin wanted his hair to look a bit more brown for the Trapped In Detroit concert, so he gave himself a Gardner Hairspray.
by ShitterTitter March 18, 2025
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Garden Glizzy

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.
by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025
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gerard way

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