Ghost Douche

when your playing halo with one of yours friends, and he wont get out of the damn ghost!
by composedbuffalo January 14, 2010
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Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.
I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!
by Unfortunate Ghostdicky February 19, 2012
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Ghost Phone

When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but it turns out that your leg was just twitching.
Person 1: (pulls out phone) huh.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got Ghost Phone
by The Unwanted Hero November 12, 2009
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ghost pussy

a mere indent where one would assume a pussy to be. a false snatch.
that bitch is so uptight, i bet she just has a ghost pussy.
by nonnygirl October 12, 2010
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Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
by BethanyGM February 07, 2010
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ghost dick

when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.
jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.

mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!

Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
by dfinster February 22, 2010
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Ghost Squad

A detroit based street gang and rap group signed onto Wu-Tang Records, started in 2003, spread across the midwest with rapidly growing numbers, noted by their necklaces that say:
G 8 15 19 20 19

Or grey/black/white urban camoflauge bandanas hanging from the back left pocket.

Consists of all races, allied with infamous biker gangs, and fellow street gangs.

Rival to the street gangs Bloods, Latin Kings, and Vice Lords.
"Eyo, I heard the GHOST SQUAD replaces they names wit numbaz nigga, how the fuck they gon' do that and NOT get noticed?"

"Ghost Squad - Jihad - Wu-Tang!"
by JihadAllStar July 12, 2005
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