Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.

I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!

by Unfortunate Ghostdicky April 24, 2012

cone ghost

a spirit native to australia that packs your bong for you when ur high but steal your lighter when you don’t have your bong fast enough and sometimes steals your bongs or breaks them

oi the cone ghost just packed me a cone

oi the cone ghost just taxed my lighter bah

by cruzfinnagetdropped April 24, 2021

Ghost Phone

When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but it turns out that your leg was just twitching.

Person 1: (pulls out phone) huh.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I got Ghost Phone

by The Unwanted Hero November 11, 2009

ghost pussy

a mere indent where one would assume a pussy to be. a false snatch.

that bitch is so uptight, i bet she just has a ghost pussy.

by nonnygirl October 14, 2010

Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.

Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."

by BethanyGM February 7, 2010

ghost dick

when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.

jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.

mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!

Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..

by dfinster February 21, 2010

Ghost Crabs

A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.

Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."

Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."

by Enid McGraw November 11, 2009