there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

flame fruit

It means a flame user basically someone who ate a flame fruit

The flame fruit is nasty

by Dark hallow December 25, 2020

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 14, 2020

fruit bowl

the unclean anus of a twink

frankie's gotta a dusty fruit bowl. I can smell that stank from a mile away

by sunohoo November 18, 2020

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020