Fitted-shoes

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

tieing shoes

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.

by Theonewhoguessesall June 16, 2020

head shoe

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 25, 2013

Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013