Rat ear

Nickname for the searchlight on a cop’s car.

Nah man, that’s an undercover cop. You can tell by the rat ear on the mirror.

by Tribblewrangler77 August 12, 2022

radar ears

a person who's ears are fucking radars

timmy:koff koff
billy:AAAAUGH MY FUCKING EARS
timmy:FUCKING RADAR EARS

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"

Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".

by Van wick July 31, 2023

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

A person who is deaf

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

by Blaster One July 16, 2010

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.

"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."

by HolyMeat September 14, 2009