Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 03, 2022

Flair Dry

Air drying but with screaming "whoooooo."

I'll call you back, I'm just trying to flair dry my hair

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”

by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025

dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

dry ass lying

Straight lying simple.

You straight dry ass lying on me.

by March 01, 2021