Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.

I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

by crackimanative July 13, 2025

dan

She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.

Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.

by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019

Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.

Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."

by pastecat January 03, 2017

Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael

Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 08, 2021

Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021

Dan and Miko

the two bros of all time.

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝

by requiemsrequiem July 09, 2023

Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish

Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 06, 2025