Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass

ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole

by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025

door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.

Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.

by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020

Bus Doors

Hilariously large ears.

"Did you hear something?"
"No, but maybe you should ask Bus Doors over there."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2025

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

Door-Dashed

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"

Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.

by anonymous June 6, 2025