go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

multidimensional dong of doom

a hot dog with capabilties of traversing dimensions due to the all of the toppings and how much it is loaded up

This dude needs to be stopped, he just scarfed down a multidimensional dong of doom

by dong dictionary July 4, 2025

Dong Chorus

A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.

The men performed their dong chorus.

by spoon78 September 14, 2011

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

Shay Dong

A penis that is off centre to the crotch. Similar to the boiler of a Shay locomotive

Yo this dude has a fuckin Shay Dong, bro

by Komiwastaken February 19, 2021

Omega Dong

The Even Bigger Dong in the group of Dongs (Bigger than Alpha Dong) That is Distributed to only Gods

Joesus Christ is the Omega Dong

by SomeViagra March 21, 2019

Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.

Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!

by cheebaikia November 22, 2021