jack off day 

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.

Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."

jack off day by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009

National Confession day 

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them

National Confession day

National Confession day by Dayana302 April 16, 2019

One Day Weekend 

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

One Day Weekend by Goat The Man December 31, 2008

Had a bad day 

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity. Often used by police officers and/or the Comissioner of the New South Wales Police Force.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that Aboriginal kid's hands behind his back and slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

Had a bad day by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

Give a girl a Hug day 

October 24th is national give a girl a hug day!

Josh: hey, Ryan see that girl over there? She’s pretty hot

Ryan: then go give her a hug

Josh: why?

Ryan: haven’t you heard?! It’s national give a girl a hug day!

Give a girl a Hug day by Ass and cock licker October 17, 2019

Mental Health Day 

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

Mental Health Day by starreyes October 29, 2007

Granny Day-Blower 

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

Granny Day-Blower by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009