Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped

Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson

by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017

chris's chin

A subtle yet rather large area a male might rest his genitalia repeatedly

Hey look....there's chris's chin! We need to set up some time to visit that general area soon!

by beat2sleep December 5, 2017

chris guarino

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet

Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.

by punaniman February 19, 2021

chris currao

A noob that is bad at all sports

Chris Currao is bad at all sports

by Emerald miner May 11, 2018

Chris Houps

Houps a man intent on messing with Hawaiians!

A Chris Houps is an adolescent and hairy as part of their hipster lifestyle

Houps Always be talking s*** about Hawaiians!

by Portuguese Fabio March 24, 2021

Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

chris green

The most perfect anyone can be Chris green is god Jesus and the goat

He is a Chris green

by Chris green the goat January 7, 2020