Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.
“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
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Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
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Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?
Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!
Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!
Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!
Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!
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