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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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child

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Child-Friendly Horror

This term can mean two things.
1. (Adjective)- A horror game or series whose fanbase has been overrun by annoying children, whose ages are ususally 8-12. (e.g., Five Nights at Freddy's, The Walten Files, Poppy Playtime)
2. (Noun)- A horror game obviously meant to scare children that often takes the form of a Roblox game or low-quality Steam game. (e.g, Garten of BanBan, Rainbow Friends)
1. I used to love that game, but now it's been overrun by little kids and become a child-friendly horror.

2. I can't believe anyone would spend any time on that game. It's such a child-friendly horror.
by 40-60 August 8, 2023
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child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Those that are the result of the procreation of her mother and her father.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023
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child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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