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i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss
"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"
by a non oh mess June 2, 2009
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I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
by seaswimmer August 16, 2016
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Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe

The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!
"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"
by CastroL August 9, 2006
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old folks candy dish

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
by fahh_qqqq August 19, 2013
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Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.
OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.
by bonermaloner November 13, 2011
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candy raver (male version)

candy raver (male version).....the biggest losers out!!!
a male who goes to raves wearing:
-pacifiers...they collect these
- brightly coloured beads up their arms and around their necks
-little kids t shirts with cartoon characters
-wear diapers for all we know they do everythink else like babies
they read pic books, suck their thumbs(probably)
eat candy.
candy raver (male version)listen to happy hardcore, hardcore and sometimes hardstyle.candy ravers usually stomp or shuffle on the dancefloor.they are pathetic guys who dont wanna grow up,..and stay and act like babys at nite clubs...most are probably diapers fetish..and were probably breaast feed by ther mommies until they were 18
...from personal experience most are late age bedwetters....like my ex bf
girl(1): omg,.... is you bf suckin a pacifier
girl(2):..yeh he's a candy raver,...i dumped him
girl(1): Y??
girl(2):..cause he wanted 2 act like a baby in public
girl(3):omg candy raver (male version)r losers
by sh@ttyrew!!_h&L March 31, 2007
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