Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

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Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019

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Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

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Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.

Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.

by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023

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joshua chode

In Korean, the word 'Joshua' means big boy. A chode is a penis that is longer in girth than length. Thus when combining the words you get 'Big Boy Chode'. Usually used as a compliment in Korea.

Nick- You've got a Joshua Chode!
Solvin- I'm not that big!

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

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1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.

1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!

by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009

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