magic bus

The phenomenom of being drunk and seeing members of the opposite sex as being more attractive than they actually are. Especially used in southern England.

"Woah man, that chick from last night was butt ugly" "Yeah, I think it was a case of magic bus..."

by kidburla June 1, 2003

School bus

Absolute all-out HELL!

True story
It was 100 degrees on the school bus today

by Sky Katten Reiter October 10, 2017

School bus

An advanced fisting technique where the fister fists the fistee's butthole and vagina in rapidly alternating succession

You must first master the shocker and the spocker before you even consider attempting the school bus.

by Shaoleo November 29, 2017

School bus

A sex position where you stick 1 finger in the front and 12 in the back

Hey I heard John did school bus with that fat chick

by Kinkis May 21, 2018

Bust Up or Bus'd up

(Verb) To haul ass or run away as if your life depended on it.

"After I stabbed dat nigga I heard 5.0 comin so I Bus'd up.

by Ronni August 30, 2004

Catch a bus

An excuse to get out of a sticky or unwanted interaction, in truth, to smoke weed; often with real friends.

"Hey Sam, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"I gotta run and Catch a bus!"

by universal consciousness January 6, 2017

Short-bus

A short bus is a bus the is about 40% smaller and carries a bunch of retards ready for school.

Hey! Look a short-bus just past.

by Richard Adkins December 12, 2017