Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 23, 2019

Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

by Adam2356 February 18, 2020

Brandon

Has a huge dick

Omg Brandon, you have a huge dick

by Bradnad February 06, 2022

brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.

“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”

by kilyurmom420 February 17, 2020

Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

brandon

brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy

guy : brandon look handsome
other: he gay

by November 24, 2021

Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 06, 2019