uncooked bacon

Scraggley ass white bitch.

Ex. My man Tarell left me for some second class uncooked bacon ass ho.

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016

slapping bacon

A slang word for sex

Used as a inuendo for high school or college age kids

Eric:Hey Tyler are you gonna get freaky with Angelica tonight
Tyler: Yes we're gonna netflix and chill the get to slapping bacon

by Jellyp2020 March 2, 2016

nathan bacon

A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.

Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.

by BeardedViking95 May 30, 2016

Barry Bacon

Barry Bacon is a very idiotic guy. He is also normally a bully. If you see someone bullying someone, then you should call the bully Barry Bacon

That Barry Bacon is mean and always bullies everyone else, mostly Robert Petta-Fairbank

by DopiestCashew January 8, 2018

Nathan bacon 🥓

A person in your friend group who likes someone but doesn’t want to show it but still flirts

Nathan bacon 🥓 do you like me yes do you like me no sorry

by Hey bud I’m gonna morning January 10, 2020

shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016

Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 4, 2017