books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.
by urnotfunny April 28, 2020
Get the booksmug. A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
Get the Book of Edmug. When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.
AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf
Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017
Get the danish bookmug. A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
Get the Same book, but different chaptersmug. to get robbed
Niggas tryna catch me in a drop
Niggas tryna book me for my watch
They ain't know I had the Glock
(from the song Don't Run by Casanova)
Niggas tryna book me for my watch
They ain't know I had the Glock
(from the song Don't Run by Casanova)
by Disperdere October 21, 2017
Get the bookmug. Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Booksmug. :Oh, you're so generous, wook books, laying me so many eggs midwinter.
:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
:gaining attention of hens WOOK BooOOK!!
by Ekename March 13, 2019
Get the wook bookmug.