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Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis
Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck
by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009
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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.
Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.
by SavageRios August 24, 2016
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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double texas tornado

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion
Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!
by Pussy Punch February 1, 2021
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The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017
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Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018
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