anal bitches

angry women who partake in the act of anal sex while screaming profanities at the top of there lungs.

dude! your moms were such anal bitches, when i pulled out they screamed" it hurts so good you cock sucking, fuckhole!!!!!!!

by sunck January 03, 2010

anal toffy

anal toffy is not a term, it is an insult my stupid friend made up to call people. Cause really...noone wants to be anal toffy...just imagine.

Get the hell outta my way you fuck'n anal toffy

by Buck_naked August 08, 2006

Anal Jouster

Anal Jouster (n) Anal Jousting - 1. The act of furiously and repetitively thrusting or 'jousting' a penis, or other similar object into the ass.

1 - You, my good sir, are a cum guzzling anal jouster.

by Hapanam January 06, 2009

anal destiny

What is to become of one's anus. Determined by the dominant person(s).

Used to strike fear in those below you or to seduce those above you.
People with daddy issues don't like to be in control of their anal destiny.

Batman: "Your anal destiny is in my hands, Robin."

by Tōbi the Shībe January 20, 2014

Anal obliterator

An object one uses in any use of anal destruction, causing 3rd degree burns and an exploded rectum.

Man 1: Last night i had to go to the hospital for colon reconstruction.

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: I got destoyed by an anal obliterator

Man 2: oh, that sucks... so, i hear you queef?

by Mr.Fuzzywinkle August 06, 2008

anal sucker

1. a person having anal sex for the partener's pleasure and willing to eat even craps;
2. a person or organization, eg, mass medium, flattering a specific political party or class to veil the truth;

a: did you see abc news last night?
b: wtf?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya's announcement.
b: that idiot's an anal sucker for the christian fundamentalists.

by akiyama yoshihiro March 16, 2010

Anal Volcano

The result of eating and digesting a ghost chilli while suffering from diarrhea. You have been warned.

Mate, you should have heard him in the bathroom. Talk about one hell of an Anal Volcano!

by Dark Night Enforcer January 28, 2015