cotten candy haired godess

pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess
by lumity_person July 26, 2022
Get the cotten candy haired godess mug.

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
Get the i like candy corns mug.

irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss
"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"
by a non oh mess June 02, 2009
Get the irish candy cane mug.
A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"
by seaswimmer August 16, 2016
Get the I'll take you to the candy shop mug.
The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!
"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"
by CastroL May 22, 2006
Get the Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe mug.

old folks candy dish

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.
i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish
by fahh_qqqq August 16, 2013
Get the old folks candy dish mug.

Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.
OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.
by bonermaloner November 10, 2011
Get the Queer R Candy Bar mug.